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Zar ti to do sada nisi riješio? Ja sam mislio da si već dobio i državljanstvo:)

Objavio/la bask prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

read my 'down goes the anarchist' blog. i am in the process. finally deciding to exist somewhere....it's a frustrating process, but i decided to make it fun and funny. And, instead of whining about it, i'll write about it and get a few laughs. sta cu? ne mogu nista drugacije.

Objavio/la timclancy prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Good Luck! You were lucky, though, it wasn't Orwell's room 101! (Sh)It happens! BTW, the complaint box in police station in Mostar has a security camera pointed right to it. I double dare ya!

Objavio/la Superjunak prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

now that's a good use of valuable resources. Big brother is watching you complain too!!! You're right too, room 4 was a walk in the park in comparison

Objavio/la timclancy prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Believe me, it would be a nice Theme park. "Lost in administration!" Or, "I have no cue!"

Objavio/la Superjunak prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

*I have no queue!

Objavio/la Superjunak prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Samo da te pripremim u Kantonalnom zavodu za zaposljavanje ne smijes nikoga nista da pitas jer su svi ekstremno namrgodjeni.Pauza je od 10.30 do 11.00 i NEMOJ DA TI PADNE na pamet da ih ometas dok jedu burek. Rade do 13.00, nakon 13.00 su tamo ali onda su "vrlo zauzeti" kafom i cigarama i ne samo da nece nista da ti kazu, nego ce da vrisnu: "Radimo do 1" i da cokcu o tvojoj nekulturi.
Ponesi bombonjeru za svaki slucaj i vadi se da je to za osmi mart.Reci im da su lijepe i zanosne, mozda ti pomogne...U svakom slucaju, drzim ti fige :)

Objavio/la mirnesa prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Ako ti je od pomoći, mogu ti poslati procedure za dobijanje boravišne vize i radne dozvole u BiH na PP.

Objavio/la bask prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

thanks good people!! but i have a secret weapon for the zavod. She's called Stela! when the going gets tough....you gotta use whatcha got right? She'll be a real gem in this case.

Objavio/la timclancy prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

The Punac i The Draga su The best of. Nismo džaba rod. :))))))

Objavio/la Hasharijasta prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

can't argue with you on that one hasharijasta. not even a little bit.

Objavio/la timclancy prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

btw -- i've decided to digress a bit in my next blog and explain how and why it came to me existing nowhere. I have gone through this process....many, many times. And that's why i sort of gave up. more later.....

Objavio/la timclancy prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Learned your lesson, eh?

Objavio/la Superjunak prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Hi... I accidentally found your blog and read one post after another.I really like reading how someone who`s not bosnian,who`s not a balkan type of guy,writes about the way things here go. I know that it`s a pain in the ass to get all this paperwork done...just wait until you get to the biro za zaposljavanje... :D
I`m glad you choose to be bosnian...hehe
Big fat pozdrav to the punac,the draga and you!!!

Objavio/la arxxx prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

i am 'unofficially' Bosnian, have no Bosnian passport, and when i visit I have to do the same. and you're lucky if you're in Sarajevo. I once had to travel 50km da se 'prijavim', I was late (not within 3 days or whatever), no one told me at the airport, of course...and when I finally showed up at the office I was yelled at that 'I should feel lucky, it's my lucky day, otherwise I'd go to court and pay up to 1300KM fine....' I was feeling so bloody lucky!
And then he said - 'you know you have to da se odjavis prije nego odes na 2-3 dana ranije.....'...so I asked what's the fine if I don't, 'cause I'd rather pay the fine then come back here....then he yelled again and said he was not sure what the fine was za neodjavljivanje...

where is the logic behind odjavljivanje? what if I do it and end up not going - of course, I have to pay another fine for neprijavljivanje...so i left, asked a friend da me odjavi, of course was joking...

really good for the tourism...

Objavio/la ahava prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

They treat you the way they treat us ordinary mortals here, and not being members or relatives of renowned local religious-terrorist party members. If your name would be Abu Dabu Majmoon - you would get your bosnian passport/citisentship in a week time handed out to you by local imam/hodja and probably get first class wife in next few days too. I will not say RS and "Herzeg-bosnians" are any different - they are worse - but it is not a big comfort. In their part "good names" are different too.

For your comfort in Germany where I had to deal with visas - it is a lot worst. Impossible list of papers, 6 to 8 hours wait in police station surrounded by other applicants and arrested prostitutes, drug dealers, hooligans and feeling you are criminal too.

When will you write about wish of (almost) everbody in Sarajevo to be "budjetski korisnik", somebody reciving aid from state and not working ? Like pensionist, disabled pensionist, victim of war, PTSP etc. And then easy life in cafes telling dumb stories and being problem for society or simply being orientally lazy ?

Objavio/la prsten prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Drži se gorske službe.. sve najbolje

Objavio/la bosniandeminer prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Maybe you try and see problems of Italian on Malta ?

Here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMuE-y57BUE

Objavio/la prsten prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Gledala sam Te u "Piramidi" Mislim da si bio super-podrska
Od srca Ti zelim da rijesis problem oko dobivanja drzavljanstva kao i da Ti se sve zelje ostvare!!!

Objavio/la pcelica74 prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

@prsten: Zna se ko izdaje pasos, zato nemoj vrijedjati svoj narod s ciljem da se nekome uvuces u shupak. ugl. to sto si reko je islamofobicno(you would get your bosnian passport/citisentship in a week time handed out to you by local imam/hodja and probably get first class wife in next few days too.)

Vjerovatno ovako' razmisljas zbog sadasnje situacije u nasoj drzavi kada oduzimaju pasose svojim gradjanima. Helem, htio ti reci, nisu "local" hodze davale pasose arapima isto kao sto nisu pravoslavni svecenici davali pasose ruskim dobrovoljcima vec su to radio MUP(RS i RBIH i HZ HB)
maksuz selam,

Objavio/la thefakat prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

i was asked few times at the border if i have a prijava/odjava. i said no, got here last night, levaing today, no stamp in the passport. but you never know...

Objavio/la tivoli prije 11 godina 9 mjeseci #

Slusaj the fakat. Ne uvlacim se ja nikome, uvlacis se ti arapima i crnjama. Moj bosnjacki narod nema veze sa muslimanskim fasistima i sem manjine pokvarenjaka i zlikovaca nece ubuduce ni imati. Da smo u stvarnosti - bio bio nokautiran prije nego li bi izgovorilo prvu rijec koju si reklo !

Objavio/la prsten prije 11 godina 8 mjeseci #

I think Kafka wrote about similar stuff, your account is almost just as good ;)
I really don't get why you'd voluntarily choose to live there. I couldn't wait to get out since I could walk, or maybe sooner, I forget now.
Although you should know this, if the policemen pulls you over, he wants money and will be greatly disappointed if you have all your papers correctly - you've probably cost his young son his birthday present or something.

Objavio/la grumpy prije 11 godina 8 mjeseci #

Wow! You have some patience! I remember standing @ that very door w some foreign friends trying to register visitors who stayed w me for a couple of months. These situations r a true test of our patience... Good luck with the rest of the paperwork! Cheers from Singapore!

Objavio/la merili prije 11 godina 8 mjeseci #

Beautiful. It's funny how we all experienced this at one time or another. I experienced it a few times when I went back to Bosnia for a visit. People took away everything my family owned (land, apartment, more land, a house) because of people like this - chain smoking, lazy assholes that won't do anything to help you out. This is probably the #1 reason why Bosnia will never again be my home. Well that..and the fact other people are enjoying what once belonged to my family.

I really don't know what to say except GOOD LUCK AT THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCY. You'll need it.

Objavio/la foreigndude prije 11 godina 8 mjeseci #

u vecini zemalja na zapadu imas obavezu da se prijavis kad dodjes. najcesce u roku od 24-48h. kad odsjednes u nekom hotelu, to hotel uradi za tebe automatski. kad si kod prijatelja, vecina se ne prijavi jer uvijek ima izgovor "upravo stigao". a vjeruj mi, jos mi niko nikad na zapadu nije eksplicitno rekao da se moram prijavit a obaveza je.

Objavio/la ledomat prije 11 godina 8 mjeseci #

tebi je trebao samo bijeli karton, pa vidi kako si se "napatio"
a šta misliš kako je nama, bosancima i hercegovcima, kad cijeli život stalno nešto moraš obavljati, a nigdje nikakve upute, savjeta, ili bilo šta, čak ni oni kod kojih obavljaš "stvari" nemaju blage veze ni o čemu, nego smatraju da je njihov posao da ti još više otežaju svaku glupost (kojih u bosni i hercegovini imaš na pretek, a "to se zna" i "to svako zna", odakle?? tja, boga pitaj)

Objavio/la crnjak prije 11 godina 8 mjeseci #

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